March 10, 2008
Someone found our blog by searching for “horny midges.”
I swear I am not making this up.
::Wants to say something witty, but can’t stop laughing:: Why does this remind me of the internet type who tells people they’re “retarted”?
i think the most unusual part of that story was the fact that someone was searching for horny midgets in the first place…
Horny midgets? You know, that makes a sort of sense. I kind of thought it was a perverse entymologist.
Midge was pretty horny … but she’s only one person.
Of course, Don used to go to her apartment a lot, so he was frequently “horny AT Midge’s”.
In HC she was having a party they could have meant to ask about “horny Midge’s friends”.
Either that or someone got lost on the way to the Twin Peaks board …
Yeah, always assumed it was a midget thing.
When I worked at the humane society a guy filled out a lost and found form for a missing “Breenie.” I finally figured out he meant a Brittany Spaniel. I think.
Then there were the many people who came into look for their missing rock/rockwilder. Gives new meaning to a Pet Rock.
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