Don Draper keeps a drawer full of clean, white, fresh-from-the-dry-cleaner shirts at work. And a couple of ties as well.

I’m thinking of this today because I don’t keep such a drawer. And I am coated in wet, pungent, won ton soup. Not a few dribbles, mind, but a full coating. A layer, if you will, over my formerly cream-colored blouse.

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