Go Fug Yourself is one of my true guilty pleasures. I cannot stop myself from laughing out loud when they say their fuggy things.
Last night on the phone, I totally predicted that January Jones’s deranged ballerina suit would get fugged, and I was right.
Oh my God, you guys. January Jones is wearing exactly what I used to imagine wearing when I was a child and I had elaborate fantasies of being a cocktail waitress!
They also got Elisabeth Moss, which surprised me, because I hadn’t seen the nightmare in question.
Every time I see Elisabeth out in the world, I realize that I have completely forgotten what her normal shape is after seeing her as Peggy, so it’s nice to see her out rocking her calf muscles and her little waist, and her pretty face without those bangs curled into a hair-claw.
Of course, you have to go read it yourself to see the pictures and it’s just…hysterical. Maybe a summer as Peggy has confused Elisabeth Moss about fashion, but January is kind of irredeemable. It’s not like it’s her first time.
June 18, 2008 at 11:27 am
Hey, getting fugged means they’ve moved up in the world of pop culture. It means they’re *somebody.* People know who they are. They’re getting oodles of publicity just for being somewhere. That’s a real achievement in the world of entertainment. Now all three of the Mad (Wo)Men have achieved it (January’s done it three times)!
June 18, 2008 at 11:29 am
Wow. You so called it.
I was confused about the green dress until I read further. Wow. That was bad.
June 18, 2008 at 11:50 am
January Jones definitely has her own “unique” style of dress….
June 18, 2008 at 12:03 pm
The blue dress made me snort my coffee.
June 18, 2008 at 5:02 pm
LOL. Elizabeth’s blue dress looks like something I made in my 7th grade sewing class. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you I flunked that class. Well, got a D, actually, but still. And January really needs some help. That description of the cocktail waitress from Clearman’s Northwoods Inn was so spot on you can’t even imagine it. Well, maybe you can. Here’s a picture of the Northwoods Inn: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/7XoEMgzARMo2e0OEj4uOJg?select=W-tzLY-El8gkfnJFcP5lmw Now imagine a cocktail waitress who works at a place like that. Think Naughty Mrs. Santa Claus.